ibelieveinloki: timeywimeyness: nepetaquest: ...
Me: Omg why am I still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend: Well, you know, good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!!
Friend: THAT. That is why you're single.
Katniss: I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Me.
Me: Hold up gurl.
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
Certain words now in our knowledge we will not use again, and we will never...– W. S. Merwin, “Language” (via litverve)