August 2012
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Throwing a brick at someone to kill them
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July 2012
things tumblr needs:
- an option to lock the source, so that no one can change it and steal text posts
- an option to force someone to answer an ask privately when you send it
- hide posts if you’ve already reblogged them
- searching multiple tags
- An in-blog search function that actually works
- Stop being such whiny babies about missing e
- Allow people to turn off fanmail like they can with asks
- Get better servers
- if users are online
That awkward moment when Hannah Montana marries Gale and becomes Thor’s sister in law.
the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.
if jennifer lawrence and emma stone became best friends they would take over the world
- Me: wow i really like this character
- the character: *dies*
i have so many books to read and so many movies and shows to watch wow my life is so stressful
shout out to all past avatars for not dying in the avatar state
- Me a few years ago: fake name fake location fake age fake dog name put on mask if someone asks for a picture change voice if calling someone
- Me now: lol do u guys wanna know my blood type
I really want a group of friends that I can just message “Assemble” and then they show up at my house with popcorn and chocolate and we get drunk and watch movies and play The Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit and cry over Loki together.
Note to friends: do this


