"Sometimes when I'm alone. I take the pearl from...
me: today I'm gonna pay attention in class and I gonna rock that exam aw yeah
brain: thinks about OTP
me: no brain stop
brain: OTP angst
me: brain no
brain: OTP fluff
brain: OTP smut
brain: O T P
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO WHAT
televisionismygirlfriend: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Once you have read a book you care about, some part of it is always with you.– Louis L’Amour (Matagorda/The First Fast Draw)
HP Fandom: Oh no...
Twilight Fandom: What??
1D Fandom: Its happened again...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh fuck here we go.
THG Fandom: NEW FUCKING TRAILER HOLY SHIT FJDKSLAJFKDSL BREAD SCENE OMG BREAD SCENE HOLY FJDSKALJFDSLA IM DEAD IM SOBBING UGLY SOBS WHY AM I SO DAMN UGLY DAMN SOBS OMG THE NEW TRAILER I CANT MY HEART MY HEART I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND I CANT IM ABOUT TO FJDKLA...
*THG Fandom explodes and everyone dies*
viele-eifersucht: Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage. And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream ‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’ And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...