i’m actually kind of afraid to meet my online friends
not because of the possibility of them being an online predator,
but because they’re gonna realize how much of a loser i am in real life. and think something like “wow have i really been friends with you this whole entire time”
- Friend: omg me and my boyfriend are so in love and he buys me flowers and chocolates and we're going to get married one day and buy a house and be the happiest people ever.
- Me: m
- Me: so I read this fanfiction about my OTP the other day